For the love of Jane Russell's big fat horse's a-s-s on toast, why are people so profane up here?

It is too bad that more were not, then maybe our accounts wouldn't keep getting shut down for what many of us consider to be normal use of the English language. Perverse, racial, it is all normal. But somebody wants to keep it clean, so now I have to be a good boy and behave. I will figure out some other clever ways to be without getting shut down again.